User account

Age

(Optional) Just tell us where the fuck the guns are man and we can end th... oh, sorry; wrong description... how old are you (As measured in packs per year, and as adjusted towards pints imperial; please see the conversion schedule on page 47 of this booklet to then calculate HOW FUCKING OLD YOU ARE)... if you wish to share... that is.

Location

(Optional) Tell us where the fuck you are so we can come directly to you and fuck you up in person... ok... that's not why we want to know... Promise. So just tell us, and we can remove all these electrodes from your eyeballs...

My Website

Think you're all hot shit, eh, motherfucker? Think you can has btter esplling tahn us and shit? Think you're TOO FUCKING GOOD FOR US? Fine... tell us YOUR website (so we can burn it in the night while you sleep)... DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD! Ahem. Jk jk... Got a project page or something you're working on? Feel free to share here.

Email

(Optional) Tell fellow users how to get in touch with you when you are wasting your time by not being on our fucking website. NOTE: Please, use at own risk... we warned you once, so now, we break your knees...

Steam Nickname

Want others to be able to play with you on Valve's STEAM platform? Then tell us yer nick. Do it now. Or we;ll fuck you up. With a big fucking hammer.

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